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Humour: New Year’s Revolution

Hindustan Times | ByRehana Munir
Jan 12, 2020 12:10 AM IST

From limp salads to relentless cynicism, there’s so much that’s best left behind

Here we are, taking tentative steps into another new year, looking for ways to be better. If one were to go over a list of one’s New Year’s Resolutions over the years, chances are we would give up by the third or fourth item, discouraged by our embarrassing lack of fortitude. And who wants yet another reason to feel sad in a world that’s so unresolvably …weird? It’s so much easier to propose changes to others with an attitude of wicked condescension. So here’s a list of things I’d like to see change around me in 2020. Anything to delay self-examination.

Can we just stick to pre-’80s, grunge-approved, bling-resistant slang?(Photo imaging: Parth Garg)
Can we just stick to pre-’80s, grunge-approved, bling-resistant slang?(Photo imaging: Parth Garg)
Dude, it’s time to say toodles to bro, bae and boo. And toodles too, while we’re at it.
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