SRK on Arjun in Ra.One

I just luuurrrvvv Shah Rukh Khan, declares Rapchik Rajni as she sashays her way into my boudoir. What now, I wonder, and she tells me that the actor-producer’s sense of humour is showing in his tweets. Matlab?

Meaning, she says that SRK, who’s playing a kinda superhero in his next, Ra.One, has a new rule on the sets. “The director won’t eat, drink or go to the loo as long as the actors don’t do the same. Autocracy and actorcracy rules!” he wrote on the microblogging site.

Kyun? Kyunki according to him, “Superheroes don’t eat or excrete... So nobody on the sets is allowed either. From tomorrow, everyone has to wear one size small tights & boots also,” Rajni reads his tweets.

On a serious note, SRK is high on co-star Arjun Rampal’s look in the film. “I’m scared of his wife my dear friend... If he doesn’t look good, Meher will beat me up. So have to make sure,” he’s written, says Rajni.

Chalo, badhiya hai.